哈～太貼切勒

20. "That's weird..."

      "這很奇怪耶"

19. "It's never done that before."
      "這個從以前到現在就不能Work"

18. "It worked yesterday."

     "昨天明明可以Work"

17. "How is that possible?"
     "這怎麼可能？"

16. "It must be a hardware problem."
     "這可能跟硬體有關係"

15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
       "你剛剛做了什麼事情讓他當掉"
14. "There is something funky in your data."

      "輸入的資料有問題阿"

13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"

       "這個module我很久沒動了耶"

12. "You must have the wrong version."
      "你用錯build了"

11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence."
       "這只是一個巧合而已"

10. "I can't test everything!"

      "我不可能每個功能都測過阿"

9. "THIS can't be the source of THAT."
     "不會翻--"

8. "It works, but it hasn't been tested."
     "這個才剛寫好，還沒有被測過阿"

7. "Somebody must have changed my code."
   "我的code一定被誰改了"

6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"
     "你的電腦有沒有中毒阿"

5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
     "就算這個不能Work，應該也不會怎樣吧"

4. "You can't use that version on your system."
     "你不能用這個build測阿"

3. "Why do you want to do it that way?"

    "你幹嘛亂搞"

2. "Where were you when the program blew up?"

     "什麼時候當掉的"

1. "It works on my machine"
     "在我電腦可以Work阿"

 

 

詞曲：伍佰
                                                                               
慢慢掉下來
滿天的棉絮飄在我倆中間
我看著妳一閃閃的不見
是微風吹進我屏息的眼
                                                                               
慢慢走過來
移動的樹都轉到我的背面
將我遺忘那無聲的夏天
要回憶起我必須再一遍
                                                                               
光線的塵埃
急促的舞動關於妳的形容
若下起雨它變成了彩虹
若我哭泣它飛上了天空
                                                                               
有時候我會想起妳
想起妳我心顫抖不已
妳現在好嗎
沒有我好嗎
還是妳已經有了另一個家
有時候我想忘了妳
那必須將我自己一起抽離
沒有痕跡的腳步
我才會變孤獨
                                                                               
將妳掛起來
你是我心中那溫柔的弧線
是陽光穿透水滴的美豔
我堅信不是偶然的相逢
七色  彩虹

詞曲：伍佰
                                                                               
難道愛就是這麼沉重
以為它像輕飄飄的解脫
旋轉木馬情節的小說
總在華麗的瞬間從頭
                                                                               
難道情就是這麼迷惑
以為它像妳纖細的指頭
劃過了我屏息的眼眸
怎會變成我需要去掙脫
                                                                               
不過是愛上妳
不過想在一起
在一起不分離
猛烈的衝撞就封住了心窩
                                                                               
本來我就是一個人來  也習慣一個人
又何苦妳要給我那樣的吻
或者我醒來　也不該當真
妳偷走我的靈魂
                                                                               
妳不是純粹那麼隆重　是祂安排的人
我現在一直對自己這樣否認
絕對我不能當作沒發生
是誰在暗地裏說